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SOCIAL STUDIES DIARY

Global Warming

Global Warming and the Skating Rink

 

By

 

Thomas L. Dynneson

 

 

Global Warming

 

If the cold weather is getting you down

Remember global warming is coming around

 

Al Gore will tell what you should do

He has invented something called the stay at home flu

 

If it's cold and cloudy and not so nice

The world is spinning on very thin ice

 

Global warming means winter is no more

Put on your shorts and open the front door

 

Have some ice tea with lemon or lime

Whining out loud or online is a political crime

 

Turn off your furnace and sit on the deck

Global warming is here, so what the heck

 

Global warming will start your day by taking a hike

Stop driving that gas hog and take your bike

 

If you're late and can't get up today just send a fax and continue  to relax

Kick back and live off the rich man's new wealth tax

 

This is the new age that was promised, an age that will meet your every need

Just plant a garden with free government seed and pay you taxes to satisfy government greed

 

Sigh up for a mortgage that you do not have to pay

If you go broke, no problem as this is a new day

 

We're all wards of the golden new state

If you need money just hold out a plate

 

All moral issues are settled by polls

Big brother is watching and is setting the goals

 

Religion is as dead as yesterday's news

Rock and roll will settle your blues

 

Dishonor your parents, as they really are dumb

When you're in trouble just suck your thumb

 

History means nothing to the youth of today

They are determined to have it their way

 

Climate change is the way of the new slating rink

After all, the world in America is about to sink

 

    The Professor

 

          

 

 

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