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Global Warming

Global Warming and the Skating Rink




Thomas L. Dynneson



Global Warming


If the cold weather is getting you down

Remember global warming is coming around


Al Gore will tell what you should do

He has invented something called the stay at home flu


If it's cold and cloudy and not so nice

The world is spinning on very thin ice


Global warming means winter is no more

Put on your shorts and open the front door


Have some ice tea with lemon or lime

Whining out loud or online is a political crime


Turn off your furnace and sit on the deck

Global warming is here, so what the heck


Global warming will start your day by taking a hike

Stop driving that gas hog and take your bike


If you're late and can't get up today just send a fax and continue  to relax

Kick back and live off the rich man's new wealth tax


This is the new age that was promised, an age that will meet your every need

Just plant a garden with free government seed and pay you taxes to satisfy government greed


Sigh up for a mortgage that you do not have to pay

If you go broke, no problem as this is a new day


We're all wards of the golden new state

If you need money just hold out a plate


All moral issues are settled by polls

Big brother is watching and is setting the goals


Religion is as dead as yesterday's news

Rock and roll will settle your blues


Dishonor your parents, as they really are dumb

When you're in trouble just suck your thumb


History means nothing to the youth of today

They are determined to have it their way


Climate change is the way of the new slating rink

After all, the world in America is about to sink


    The Professor





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